Tweedy Impertinence

Somethings I'd rather not post on Facebook

Its a shame that during my 19 years on this planet I didn’t use the time to make more or better friends who would keep me company when I’m feeling down.

  • Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
  • Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
When did they start making these? #starbucks #whitechocolate #doubleshot (Taken with instagram)

When did they start making these? #starbucks #whitechocolate #doubleshot (Taken with instagram)

#brother and me at the #beach #fosterbeach #chicago (Taken with instagram)

#brother and me at the #beach #fosterbeach #chicago (Taken with instagram)